cirex22:

felinekin:

cartinellischnapps:

552:

hoesnevergetcold:

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

(Source: adultsdrinks, via bratkartoffelkatze)

vampireapologist:

groot-scamander:

vampireapologist:

groot-scamander:

vampireapologist:

i can’t stop thinking about that post about spiderman having a patreon. would he have benefit tiers? $1 guarantees weekly videos of him doing backflips somewhere Very Up High. Monthly goal is his rent with a promise like “if i have the bare minimum a human being needs to survive i guess I can keep fighting crime which is cool. mutually beneficially.” rumor has it that once someone sent him $1000 directly on ko-fi and he showed up at a birthday party but who knows.

$1 Access to Spiderman’s snapchat.

Spider-Man seems like the kinda guy to show up to a kid’s birthday party solely to surprise children and eat cake, so whoever allegedly paid $1000 to do what he probably was already planning to do is either very kind or a fool

oh no he crashes children’s birthday parties all the time and gets party favor baggies. this was a 21st birthday party which was very stressful bc he kept stumbling over trying to politely refuse drinks bc he’s a good kid but while also not revealing he’s legally too young to drink

Even better: just… a montage of Spidey’s excuses for why he can’t drink

“Sorry guys, can’t drink and swing”

“I’m, uh, the designated web-slinger!”

“I actually just finished consuming the liquified remains of a few carjackers, so I’m good thanks”

“…i can’t risk it harming my eggsac?”

“…no mouth”

NO MOUTH

(via titankillingl0ngtermb00tycall)

swagakuya-brogami:

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

Oh my

(Source: d-sneyprincess, via tyleroakley)

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moonpaw:

moonpaw:

*turns off my bedroom light and dives for my bed before the monsters that live under it can snatch at my ankles* 

this is the worst ask ive ever received thank you

(via pastelprisma)

justacunninglinguist:

cobaltdays:

*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*

me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)

fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me

this meme is so stupid but cracks me up

(via malikai-firelordzuko-flame)

gahdamnpunk:

This is so precious 😊

(via kosciuszkostreet)

vm5:

catsteaks:

vm5:

me: hi
anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see

The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot

grasping for straws i see

(via kosciuszkostreet)

acegodzilla:

commandtower-solring-go:

niggazinmoscow:

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it. 

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will. 

(Source: twitter.com, via kosciuszkostreet)

positive-memes:

Wholesome neighbor

creativespacetime:

Beyond Thoughts

mylifebeyondlogic:

d0nn0:

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society

(Source: d0nn0, via bratkartoffelkatze)

(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)

actualcas:

iopele:

owlcityfanboi:

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

(Source: siquetumismo, via theshantiestme11ophone)